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Shows For Hank
Hank Green, this one's for you!
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Valerie Ettenhofer
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I Forgot That The Movies Can Love Me Back
On waking up.
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Valerie Ettenhofer
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Alfred Hitchcock's First Color Film Is Also Not-So-Secretly A Gay Classic
"Out of character for him to be murdered, too."
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Valerie Ettenhofer
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What I'm Watching: Wrestlers, Yakirama, Wilderness, and More
On six shows, two movies, two horror comics, one podcast, and some wild current events.
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Valerie Ettenhofer
What I'm Watching: Ahsoka, Ghostwatch, The Blob, and More
On six shows, two movies, and TSwift's nemesis.
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Valerie Ettenhofer
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What I'm Watching: The Bear. Elemental, Frameline 2023, and More
On three shows, three movies, one book, and a perfectly retro live event.
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Valerie Ettenhofer
What I'm Watching: Blindspotting, The Super Mario Bros Movie, A Brooke Shields Documentary, and More
On seven-ish shows, four movies, and a podcast.
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Valerie Ettenhofer
Some Sights & Sounds
On my enduring love of lists and the impossible honor of shaping the film canon.
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Valerie Ettenhofer
What I'm Watching: RRR, Glass Onion, The Old Man, and More
On five movies, two shows, two books, a podcast, and a stand-up special.
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Valerie Ettenhofer
Substack Corrections: Year One
On all the times I've changed my mind so far.
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Valerie Ettenhofer
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What I'm Watching: Invincible, Theater Camp, No Hard Feelings, and More
On four shows, four reading recommendations, three movies, three weird Christmas shorts, and a podcast.
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Valerie Ettenhofer
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What I'm Watching: Loki, Hell House LLC Origins, American Symphony, and More
On seven TV shows, five movies, three books, two podcasts, an audio series, and a bucket list assignment.
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Valerie Ettenhofer
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